Clucker captures his first championship. Here's the interview:
Da Commish: Congrats cluck!
Cluck: Thanks. Thanks.
Da Commish: How do you feel?
Cluck: I feel cluckin' great!
Da Commish: Fantastic. Could you tell us a little bit about the matrix?
Cluck: What the cluck? You can't put that in the interview-that's top secret.
Da Commish: Well now, seems like I've hit a nerve. I'll let you know now. The commissioners office has opened an investigation on your championship run. Basically, there are two parts to the investigation. First, the Chipper Jones homerun dance around my chair at work in the beginning of the season (btw, no tips were given to cluck by me for this). Could it have unleashed a firestorm of bad gree-gree on BCBS and perhaps other teams in the league? Secondly, concerning the matrix. Does it provide an unfair advantage, is there some insider info you have that the matrix provides? My goons doing the investigation will find out.
Cluck: Bring it on.
Da Commish: Any last words.
Cluck: I love chickens!!
postscript: Seriously, congrats Armando on a great year, many shrewd moves, and a little luck as any champion needs to win it all.
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