Hatherly Hitters hooks his big bro up!

On a recent trip to the Hatherly Hitters headquarters BCBS managment received a token of good will from HH.  A signed baseball from Nolan Ryan.  Thanks lil guy, it has a prime spot on the mission control desk.

The Macaque brands his team.

TBob has become the third member of the league to go logo.  Of note is the crown in the lower jaw.  It is a cryptic message to the entire league that Team Macaque is ready for the top spot.  Also, the Dojo might appreciate the lettering on top which pays homage and was derived from his beloved Twins.
If any of you guys are interested in the logo mania that has swept the league, let me know and I can put you in touch with the "logo man."  Under $40!
Congrats T Bob.

The Hitter meets a legend.

Hatherly and his new best friend..."The Ryan Express."
See his stats here.  Six years with over 300 strikeouts. Wow, you don't see that anymore.

I got an email from The Macaque last night.  Looks like he's all business this year boys!

                                        

New Season New Look

After coming in 2nd last season the Hatherly Hitters management has decided to change things up.
We are pleased to unveil our new logo, and color scheme. This may not help us win but damn we will look good!!!

New League Logo

The official logo of the best owners in the game!

BCBS gets branded!

The Bluff Court Blue Sox fresh off a championship season have decided to step it up a notch and go with the team logo.
Anyone wanting to buy official BCBS merchandise can go to www.areyouforreal.com and purchase jerseys, hats, koozies, and bobblehead dolls.  Use the discount code WTF for 10% off your purchase.

Strasburg nears deal with Throwback34s

Broken down former phenom Stephen Strasburg is nearing a three-year keeper deal with the Throwback34s according to a league source.

Strasburg was recently spotted wearing the Throwback34s special throwback costume at a private workout. The Throwback34s have also entered into a pact with the Double-A Houston Astros to harvest ligaments from pitchers on their roster to keep Strasburg up and running, the source said.

Strasburg spent most of the 2011 season weedeating and doing other yard chores at the Richland Parish compound of eccentric Throwback34s owner Paul Letlow. He returned to pitch several meaningless games at the end of the campaign when severe droughts stopped grass from growing in Louisiana. More on this story as it breaks.

PQS Across America

The BCBS has joined the ranks of fellow PQS Across America members.  You can read about it here.  Baseball HQ's stat PQS-5 is a Pure Quality Start for a pitcher.  Five is the best possible score of a PQS.
So I scored a free year of Baseball HQ for doing this.  The downside, I am constantly flagged down by hot chicks and cougars attracted to the confidence that having  a vanity plate exudes.  The combination of the Honda Fit w/ a vanity plate driven by a 45 y/o bald guy with glasses is simply too much for them.  It isn't even fair really.  I try to let them down easy by gently flashing the wedding band and wishing them a fine day.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Do not feed the Monkey!!!!!!!!

After an hour of non-stop trade offers to the Macaque at the Zephyr's game, the Monkey snapped and went APE SHIT on the Hatherly Hitter.  Luckily, Boudreaux was close by. The quick thinking, orange toothed one, downed the Macaque with a swift and well placed nut shot.  After a 4 hour ER stay, the Hatherly Hitter is recovering nicely and has since made up with the Macaque.